Hello, i am Robert Ytterberg and i would like to thank the people for nominating me for president. I would like to start my speech off with two words, Obey Me! No, i am just kidding, if i were to be nominated as president i would probably hire somebody to write my speech for me just like most people that end up running for office. After all, what fun is it to be yourself in front of an entire nation when you just have somebody do things for you. I don't want to be creative i just want to run a country. how much more clear-cut can it be. Technically i wouldn't even be lying to people cuz they aren't even my words right.
President could seem kind of fun, actually if i want i could shoot for tyrant instead of president. i say jump and the people would say how high. lets raise taxes, yeah it could all go to me to spend. After all these billions of dollars are all conceptual. Nobody is ever going to see a cent of it, so why can't i spend it on whatever the heck i want. But wait a minute, i live in the real world and the only reason that our economy works is because the people make it work. The moment that we stop believing is when our economy dies. Too bad it can't rest on our shoulders. Oh wait, it does.
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